Gratitudeposting

How do I avoid phrasing this as an apology? There is some very convincing brainfarts burbling deep down, none of which sounds very attractive as a Complete Thought One Can Be Proud To Share Online, all arguing against apologizing. They go something like:

“As compelling an argument exists that the modern internet is a mistake, as exists that God’s humanity are a fallen species,” and,

“Performativity is a cancer killing the modern internet, and retarding human social skills,” and,

“You have no one to apologize to, especially for the way you, a man rapidly approaching his 40s, have been living.”

So I won’t apologize. I’ll say something else. I will resist the urge.

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